Kongtâu Te̍kkhoàichhia

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[English translation by aThiⁿ]

Gosh, it’s so good to know you’re still around. Sure is nice of you to
come watch over us folks and keep us safe from harm.

KONGTÂU ←→ REFERENDUM

Tâioân ←→ Formosa

HÔPÊNG KONGTÂU ←→ PEACE REFERENDUM

Chia̍h To̍k

Chē chē lâng lóng chai mûithé ē pàng to̍k, soah iā kài hèng chit bī ê to̍k. Chia̍h chi̍t ē koànsì, bô chham to̍k tiantó kámkak bô kiâm bô siam, bái lo̍h âu.

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