Hi Bāng... Mài Tn̄g (希望... mài 斷)

Tiongkokgí chùkái (中囯語注解): http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1723

Pòaⁿ Lō͘ Jīn Kokhū (半路認囯父)

Ánchóaⁿ lán Tâioânlâng beh khioh Tiongkoklâng ê kokka lâi chún chò katī ê?

Lán kám bô châitiāu khíchō katī ê kokka?

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Hoagí hoane̍k: http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1701

Chi̍t bóe hîá hông chia̍h 2 pái (一尾魚仔hông食2擺)

Hông thun 1 pái bô kàu khùi, lí kám beh kuikhì hông thun 2 pái?

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Hoagí hoane̍k: http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1672

Hân Kok Jû Sinbûntâi (韓國瑜新聞台)

Chinese version: http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1614

Tâioân Tóbîn Hoaⁿhí Gêngchiap (台灣島民歡喜迎接)

「Eh、228 加 thàn 着一工通𨑨迌、beh 來去叨位輕鬆一下無？」
「好 ah~ ❤️」

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中文板本 (Chinese version): http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1546

Káu Khì Ti Lâi Tōa Hoatchâi (狗去猪來大發財)

「恭喜發財~ 閣來着換 góa 做汝 ê 主人 lo͘h... <3」

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http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1521

Ké Hêng Chènggī (假型正義)

ROC: 都朗 katī 人... 乎 góa 小拜託 leh... Kap góa 鬥陣搬一出「轉型正義」咁好？

CKS: 無愛。

CCK: 袂唁。

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中文翻譯: http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1498

Hêng Ge̍k Kìliām Ji̍t (行逆記念日)

台灣 ê 鄉親 ah、恁 bat 斟酌讀過 ROC 送乎恁 ê 聖誕禮物無？

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Hêng ge̍k: http://taigi.fhl.net/dict/search.php?DETAIL=1&LIMIT=id=18816&dbname=dic&graph=2

ROC ê Choánhêng Chènggī

In case you're Taiwanese but don't read Taiwanese, here is a version with Chinese annotation: http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1407

Kongtâu Te̍kkhoàichhia

In case you don't read Taiwanese, here is a version with Chinese annotation:
http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1378

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[English translation by aThiⁿ]

Gosh, it’s so good to know you’re still around. Sure is nice of you to
come watch over us folks and keep us safe from harm.

KONGTÂU ←→ REFERENDUM

Tâioân ←→ Formosa

HÔPÊNG KONGTÂU ←→ PEACE REFERENDUM

Chia̍h To̍k

Chē chē lâng lóng chai mûithé ē pàng to̍k, soah iā kài hèng chit bī ê to̍k. Chia̍h chi̍t ē koànsì, bô chham to̍k tiantó kámkak bô kiâm bô siam, bái lo̍h âu.

http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1349

Sénáu

Tâioânlâng, lí kám chaiiáⁿ lán chá tiō hông sé thàuthàu ah...

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http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1323

TiongHôa Ìsek Pe̍h Chhiúloká

Pêⁿ pêⁿ sī Tionghôa chèngkhoân, hn̄g ê hit ê lâng lâng to chai i gûihiám, kīn ê chit kho͘ soah hàn tit ū lâng ē kiaⁿ.

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http://www.beanstalk893.com.tw/?p=1293